Gene Turtletaub and Guybrush Threepwood, darlings of the broken hearted from Halle/Saale to Roma, from Valencia to Erlangen, thee misunderstood rythm 'n' blues heroturtles that save the last dance to shake King Salomo's hand. Garage, punk, surf, rocksteady, cumbia, arabian, popcorn, ballads, bollocks, crooner, screamer, dreamer - EVERYTHING THEY T0UCH TURNS T0 (DANCEFL00R) G0LD!